The Andromeda Protocol™

Growth systems for DTC brands that want predictable scale

A creative and paid growth engine built for DTC Ecommerce and SaaS brands operating after the Andromeda update.

500+
Creatives tested

Tested across multiple accounts to isolate repeatable winners.

4.5x
Average ROAS

Driven by structured creative output + audience control.

100K+
Ad spend managed

Deployed across DTC Ecommerce & SaaS growth accounts.

Why DTC brands plateau after early wins

Most brands stall because growth isn’t built on structure. Creative fatigue + random testing makes scale unpredictable.

The New way

  • Creative Pipeline
  • Continuous testing
  • Clear decisions
  • Predictable scaling
Built for consistency, not spikes.

The old way

  • × Guessing
  • × Low creative volume
  • × Inconsistent results
  • × No system

The Andromeda Protocol

A repeatable system that builds, tests and scales winning ad creatives without guesswork.

Market & Creative Audit

We analyze your market, competitors and existing ads to uncover immediate growth gaps.

Audience & Message Mapping

We map buyer journeys and define clear ad angles for each awareness stage.

Creative Production Engine

We produce a consistent flow of video, UGC and static ads every month.

Structured Testing Framework

We test creatives systematically to identify repeatable winners.

Scaling & Budget Rules

We scale what works using clear performance thresholds.

Reporting & Growth Partnership

You get weekly insights, guidance and full performance transparency.

Your Path to Profitable Growth

From strategy to scale this is how we turn paid acquisition into a predictable growth system.

Expanded content
  • Market and competitor analysis
  • Creative teardown winners fatigue signals gaps
  • Funnel and offer review
  • Audience and awareness mapping
Deliverables
  • Clear growth hypothesis
  • Initial creative angles
  • Testing roadmap
Expanded content
  • Hook frameworks per awareness stage
  • Messaging pillars pain desire proof
  • Creative briefs for statics video and UGC
Deliverables
  • Messaging system
  • Creative briefs
  • Campaign structure
Expanded content
  • Production of statics video ads and UGC
  • Variations per hook and angle
  • Structured execution with fast turnaround
Deliverables
  • First creative batches live
  • Multiple test sets per campaign
Expanded content
  • Controlled budget deployment
  • Creative led testing
  • Kill and scale decisions based on data
Deliverables
  • Live dashboards
  • Performance insights
  • Validated winners
Expanded content
  • Scaling winners
  • Replacing fatigue creatives
  • Continuous learning loops
Deliverables
  • Monthly creative roadmap
  • Clear scaling rules
  • Predictable acquisition structure

What You Can Expect as a Client

Working with Pulsr Media means clarity, structure and accountability. Not some guesswork.

Weekly performance reviews

Detailed reports on what is working, what is not, and what to test next

Monthly creative roadmaps

Strategic planning for upcoming creative concepts and testing priorities

Clear scale and kill decision rules

Data driven thresholds that remove emotion from scaling decisions

Creative led testing framework

Structured approach to testing hooks, angles, and formats at scale

Direct communication and fast feedback loops

Quick responses and collaborative decision making without delays

No long term lock ins without performance

Flexible partnerships based on results, not contractual obligations

Client results powered by the Andromeda Protocol

Short snapshots of brands scaling with structure, repeatable creative testing, and clear decision rules.

DTC SaaS

SaaS launch acquisition system

  • 800+ registrations generated
  • $0.30 cost per registration
  • Launch-focused creative system

OUR CREATIVES

Creatives That Perform

Apply for a growth plan

We partner with a limited number of DTC brands per quarter to ensure performance and focus.

What Happens After You Apply

1
Initial strategy call

We discuss your business, goals, and current challenges

2
Fit assessment

We determine if our approach aligns with your needs

3
Growth plan alignment

We outline a tailored roadmap for your brand

4
Onboarding kickoff

We begin implementation and creative production

This is for brands ready to get predictable growth

We work with a specific type of brands. One that understands growth requires structure, testing, and iteration.

This is not for

  • Brands looking for quick wins or hacks
  • Very early-stage startups
  • One-off campaign requests
  • Teams unwilling to test creatives consistently

This is for

  • DTC brands with existing traction
  • Teams serious about scaling paid acquisition
  • Brands that value systems over hacks
  • Companies ready to test, learn and iterate

Frequently Asked Questions